me talking to little kids:

oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!

me talking to older people:

I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad

me talking to people my age:

well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive

nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*

(via o8e)

surprisebitch:

relationship goals

(via atimetravellersgirlfriend)

anticapitalist:

karrlmarrx:

I laughed harder than I should have.

THIS IS MY COVER PHOTO ON FACEBOOK
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lilmissmarvel:

the awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you

(via dragonrulestheworld)

brandxnewx:

when you flirt with the bae
14th Oct 201422:06121,450 notes

cinemove:

The Breakfast Club (1985) dir. John Hughes

Saturday, March 24, 1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062.

Dear Mr. Vernon,

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us — in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That’s the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning. We were brainwashed.

(via dream-ki)

sassykardashian:

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A LIL CRUSH ON SOMEONE BUT THEN AFTER A FEW DAYS YOU CATCH YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND THAT LIL CRUSH IS NO LONGER A LIL CRUSH IT’S AN ADULT CRUSH AND IT RUINS YOUR LIFE LIKE WTF I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS

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wikipetan:

same thread

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~   anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

(via gerardwayvampireslayer)

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yungscylla:

i love facebook i changed my mind
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